December 2011
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA! We have them.
This is a very brief, and hopefully offensive, message to anybody who has been following this adventures of spunky young Timmy and his cretinous brother. They have not found their frog. In fact, we have captured them, and they are in our deepest, darkest, grimiest, filthiest, smelliest, most horrible dungeon, and we are going to treat them absolutely appallingly, for a very, very long time, and we...
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Remember the noise I heard? The one that caused me to abruptly stop blogging? Well, it was nothing. The wind.
Not that that matters, not now.
We were ready. We had our plan, we had our kit, we were all ready. The Dark Citadel was less than a mile away.
We took a deep breath.
We stormed towards it…
And there was no-one there.
Nope.
No-one.
Just a note.
I really don’t know...